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Austin Powers: Let's 'ave your name then luvvie.
Splat Pigg: Sara
Austin Powers: Your spy name is Sara Dashing.
Want your top secret spy description, Sara?
Splat Pigg: yes please
Austin Powers: Sara Dashing
You save the innocent victim with such flair that they almost forget to get out of the line of fire, so mesmerized are they by your performance. Enemies try to bring you low, but you'll have none of that! Not when the music swells and there is a perfectly good chandelier to swing from. Vital gear includes a cape that swirls around you when you dance, pearly white teeth for heart-stopping smiles and a clean white shirt for all occasions.
Splat Pigg: 2
Austin Powers: 2? What's 2?
Splat Pigg: zodiac
Austin Powers: What's your sign, baby? ;)
Splat Pigg: Taurus
Austin Powers: You put the grrr in swinger baby! Yeah! But admit it, darling, you can get a little bull-headed. But that's alright. Just remember that the next time you see a bird, who you think might be a man, man, hold on a tic! Don't go and punch her in the face. It could just turn out to be your boss's mother and not some super-villain spy in disguise.
Would you like to see the horoscope for Taurus?
Splat Pigg: yes baby
Austin Powers: Baby!
Splat Pigg: yes
Austin Powers: Indeed.
>>> Grrrrr... Foxxy Cleopatra makes me randy! If you use AIM, type "foxy glo" to see what I mean, baby!
Splat Pigg: hello! taurus!
Austin Powers: You put the grrr in swinger baby! Yeah! But admit it, darling, you can get a little bull-headed. But that's alright. Just remember that the next time you see a bird, who you think might be a man, man, hold on a tic! Don't go and punch her in the face. It could just turn out to be your boss's mother and not some super-villain spy in disguise.
Would you like to see the horoscope for Taurus?
Splat Pigg: yes
Austin Powers: OK, I'll remember that you're a Taurus.
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Here's your Taurus horoscope for Thursday, March 11th:
Security is fragile. If comfort is your most important possession, don't venture into new territory. Daredevils will try anything once, whether confident about their luck or just seeking a lesson.
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